Imaginary Christmas cards
In the tradition of imaginary letters, I set out to write Christmas Cards to NHL people. Unfortunately, a power outage fried my mom’s computer, so I had no Internet access for about a month. So here they are, several weeks late, imaginary Xmas Cards!
Dear Carey Price,
Even though you play for Montreal, I’d sure like to check you for ticks Here’s a George Strait box set.
Dear Sidney Crosby,
I SENT YOU A MUFFIN BASKET. I’VE NEVER SENT A GIFT TO AN NHLER BEFORE. DO NHLERS LIKE MUFFINS? (glove tap to this Puck Huffers post )
Dear Sean Avery,
Here’s a ball gag. Merry Christmas!
Dear Matt Stajan,
Happy Birthday! I imagine that people forget it since it’s so close to Christmas. Here’s some whipped cream, Nutella, handcuffs and directions to my house. Call me!
Dear Tomas Holmstrom
Happy Holidays! Beware those cookies—I’ve heard they go straight to the arse area. Here’s a Jane Fonda workout tape to ward off those unsightly love handles.
11 months ago